What is we are wrong about Jesus?

I have been reading the bible a lot recently and there's a lot of evidence that insinuates Jesus is gay. He is worshiped as in idle something that's supposed to be exclusive to god, a sign on the antichrist. He was surrounded by a number of men, only ever covered by thin cloth and never wearing pants. He was tortured by his own farther for three days on a crucifix, perhaps his farther saw the threat he posed. Please serious answers and actually take my points on board as the evidence is actually overwhelming.